I like the Friday Five today:

If you...

1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Goofy gourmet stuff like Peanut butter and jelly "sushi"... and booze.

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Fashion and furniture and art. My own.

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
History or art or a personal memoir or a biography or short story.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
Art. Language. History. Tolerance. Yoga. Music.

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
I have stated to certain people that they have permission to kill me should I ever try to record an album. That said... pop music.