Maybe She's a Non-Practicing "Strict" Catholic?

I love how J. Lo & Mark Anthony are being all secretive about the fact that they got married and she's pregnant. He's all like, "Y’all know I don’t talk about my personal life." Whatever.

I soooo saw him & his last wife on VH1's All Access Celebrity Weddings. With all the details of their 5 trillion dollar 2nd wedding. At least she's not trying to play that card. No, J. Lo's got an even more laughable card to play.

The "strict catholic" reasoning her friends are giving for their shotgun wedding is HILARIOUS. This says it all:

Tattle's no expert on Catholicism, and we're certainly not here to judge (well, maybe a little) but isn't part of being a "strict Catholic" not getting married three times and not getting pregnant out of wedlock?

Yeah, she's just Jenny from the Church, isn't she...