GH

Things that could make General Hospital way better:

Sam & Jason get together for real
Courtney & Jax get together for real
Nicholas regains his memory this summer
Someone pushes Mary off a cliff (preferably Emily)
Someone pushes Skye off a cliff (preferably Luke)
Someone pushes Faith off a cliff (preferably Jason)
Someone pushes Rick off a cliff (preferably Sonny)
Lucky becomes likable again (and stops being a cop)
They don't really bring back Laura
Jax becomes likable again
Sonny finds out he's Christina's father
Sonny & Carly send Michael to boarding school
Carly gets a smaller storyline for at least 2 months
Nicholas & Emily get married & are happy for at least 2 months
They find a new love interest for Alcazar
They don't show too much of the horrible new Lois
They don't let Ned sing again
They don't let Brooklyn sing again
They don't let Sage sing again
They stop letting anyone sing unless it's Miguel and he's played by Ricky Martin again
They bring back Lucy & Kevin
Felicia & Mac stop being background fillers
Luke & Felicia get together for a bit
Every character on the show stops trying to get Courtney & Jason back together
They recast all the teenager roles except Sage

Of course, I wouldn't expect all this to happen overnight or even this summer... and I don't want all these couples to get together and stay happy forever or anything. I'm just tired of fast forwarding through all but two storylines (and it's pretty bad when I fast forward through Luke, Jax, Carly & Sonny storylines).
That is all.