Everyone Off the Peace Train!

*Thank you FBI for keeping me safe from the evil man who wrote Moonshadow. Yes, because you told me so, I now know that Cat Stevens is very dangerous and a huge national security threat. Thank God you came up with that foolproof watch list. I just know he was planning to load up his Peace Train** with explosives and run it full speed into the White House. I will now burn his greatest hits CD in protest of his evil ways. Because I am a good American.

*mmhmm, that's right I'm being sarcastic.
**Hee - that sounds a little dirty.