You might remember my Jessica Simpson rant after the MTV movie awards but I have to say, I'm slightly addicted to her new reality TV show; Newlyweds. I can't really explain the appeal... she's still annoying beyond belief but... I... just... can't... look... away. Maybe it's wrong to judge someone from a "reality show" but this girl is one cliche away from falling into a dumb blonde black hole. Slate suggests that a good drinking game could come out of Newlyweds... I think a good one would be take a drink every time Jessica Simpson pouts or looks confused. All of us playing along at home would be feeling good 5 minutes into the show...

Toast to the Bride and Groom - MTV's latest celebsploitation show.