J. Lo, Jr.?

I couldn't give a rat's ass if Britney gets married again but I had to quote the best line of Page 6 today:

The pop tart, who just had to call off her Onyx Hotel Tour due to a bad knee injury, moved her dancer boyfriend, Kevin Federline, lock, stock and trucker hat into her New York and Beverly Hills homes after her arthroscopic surgery early last week.

hehehe, that's a good one.