New Newlyweds?

Even though I predicted they'd never get married, I'd totally sign a petition if it meant I got to witness they're marriage via reality show:

A Call To Action For Britney And Kevin

Because it would be just like this:

I can't think of a better way to spend my Wednesday nights at 10pm then watching the burning wreckage of that car crash, Cheetos aflame and all. Will Britney think that Miller High Life (the "champagne of beers") is actually champagne a la Jessica's Chicken of the Sea confusion?